What the presidential race needs…

You know, if Zombie Ralph Nader (don’t you try to dissuade me of his true nature) can rise from whatever plot of earth he’s been napping under and make a run for the presidency, then it’s time for us to use science and sorcery to raise up another candidate:

Theodore Roosevelt

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt would totally be able to deliver the business to the political space.

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